REENO: Oh, please! What is the mighty @Alpha Beast doing on Twitter? Forget about it. I am NOT doing your stupid errand. #whatpartofnoetc
A.B.: I believe I mentioned the curse on your family, @Soldier. I repeat, you must steal the book to remove the curse. #itsnotrocketscience
REENO: My head hurts @Furface. We’ve been over this, I…
A.B. @NOVICE! YOU WILL NOT CALL THE @ALPHA BEAST CUTE NAMES! And you WILL recover the book. #mayancodex
REENO: Hey, you can’t interrupt on Twitter! And btw, did you just demote me? Never
mind. I’m not doing it. No time-travel, no curse. #wormholes
A.B.: @Soldier. There IS a curse. Thus, you did time-travel. Ergo, you MUST time-travel to remove it. And to save the world. #2012phenomenon
REENO: I’m promoted again? Is this like that movie where the kid has to time-travel to make his parents meet so he can be born? #backtothefuture
A.B. And yet, @Girlette, he is already born. #paradox
REENO: Know what, @A.B.? Actually I’d rather be burgling. But I do like the kids in the psychic club. Except for @Cooper Allingham. He’s a bully.
A.B.: The @Alpha Beast predicts that before the end of the book you will change your mind. #romanceisintheair
REENO: What book? What are you talking about? #CURSEBUSTERS!
A.B.: Listen up, @Girlface. The first rule of magic is this: As above, so below. #magic4dummies
REENO: Help! Meaning we’re in a book, but we’re also real? Is that another paradox? Oh, never mind. What’s up with @Cooper anyhow?
A.B.: Cursed, by any chance? BE. IN. THE. LIBRARY. WITH THE RESEARCH!
REENO: @Anyonewho’ll listen: I’d kill him, but what would be the point? Unfortunately, He has 999,999 lives.